I'm a bit weird, it's okay though you'll get used to it.
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

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Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via lampfaced)

(Source: mysharona1987, via artificiallyours)

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”
Anonymous said: what drugs have you done

I said:

h0odrich:

nice try mom

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She’s whiskey in a teacup.

-Lauren James (via tea-storm)

(Source: pearlsandthesoutherngirl, via bananas-anna)

bl-ossomed:

kaliforniaclique:

intoxifaded:

gypsyindreamland:

My view from my roof

How is this real

click the picture tho.

LOOKS SO GOOD ON MOBILE

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via thewayyoureinlovewiththenight)

xobaddestbitchez:

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frenchbarbiie:

glamourqueenn:

luxurybae:

iplayydirtyy:

xo

xox

glamourqueenn
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